"Engine , engine number nine, will you be my Valentine?"


Time for the "vegetable" love story.


Do you carrot all for me ?


You are my currant love.


My heart beets for you.


I'm melancholy all the thyme when I don't see you.


With your turnip nose, your radish hair and your cherry smile.


You're a real peach.


My celery may be tiny,


But weed make such a swell pear,


If we cantaloupe, lettuce marry soon,


No sage would interfere. — author unknown


Fancy verse and flowers won't make you a winner. So if you want to win my heart, take me out to dinner.


Everything was going fine, matrimony dandy,


Until this year my Valentine gave me dietetic candy.


Roses are red, violets are blue. The jeweler made me give your ring back, the money was overdue.


Can you beat this special Valentine?


"My love is like a cabbage, divided into two.


“The leaves I give to others, but the heart I give to you!"


"Knock, knock."


"Who's there?"


"Alma."


" Alma who?"


"Alma Valentine chocolates are gone.“


"Will you remember me tomorrow?“ "Of course I will."


"Will you remember me next week?" “You bet your sweet bippy I will."


"Will you remember me next month?" “That's for sure my love."


"Knock, knock.“ "Who's there!"


"See ... you forgot me already."


One magnet to another on Valentine's Day. "I'm attracted to you."


One oar to another oar. "Can I interest you in a row-mance?"


Birds are tweet hearts on Valentines Day.


The most romantic city in England on Valentine's Day is Lover-pool.


How about the piece of string's valentine to his lover? Be my valen-twine.


Robin Hood bought his valentines at the tuck shop.


On Valentines' Day, Jake and Kate tried to kiss in the fog, but they mist.


A vampire and a beautiful young lady met on Valentines' Day and it was love at first bite.


For this special day, squirrels give each other forget me nuts.


In prehistoric times, cavemen gave their sweethearts "ugs" and kisses.


Snowbirds best Valentine:


"Won't you be my valentine, it really would be neat.


“The very first time I saw you, my pacemaker skipped a beat."


Happy Valentine‘s Day to all.


Patrick McAlpine is a self-described “edutainer” and a Canadian Snowbird from Kanata, Ontario, Canada. Submit your jokes or smiles to fribbitty@hotmail.com.